crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: a-greek-goddess)

whavies:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever


(Source: amypoehler)

bizea:

"money cant buy happiness" i think you’re using money wrong

assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

(Source: lavish)